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Fart Alert Button
Fart Alert Button

Be the hero with this Fart Alert Button! When someone lets one go, you probably won`t want to open your mouth and sound the alert, instead just give this button a quick press and let everyone know they have to run! Smells like... smells like... someone`s farted!! Press alert and flee! Just press the big red button and the Fart Alert will sound with one of these phrases: `5, 4, 3, 2, *FART*... woops` *FART* `Woops, that one just slipped out` *FART* `Ooh, I think I messed myself` *FART* `Man, I thought I smelled something` *QUIET FART* `Ooh! Silent but violent!` *FART* `Ooh, that`s gonna leave a mark! `Woh! Rotten eggs anyone? Woh!` *FART* *FART* `Oh! See a doctor wouldya!` `Ah! The distinct bouquet.. *FART* ..of ass!` *FART* `Ouch! That one burns! Oooh!` *FART* `Urgh, who stepped on a frog?!` `Pull my finger *FART* *FART* Woh! Smells like something crawled up your butt and died!` The Fart Alert Button is even wall mountable! Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included) Dimensions: H 50mm 75mm View other funny buttons!

Price:  AUD14.95 from | Tesora |

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